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bromancer:

blainevines:

i wonder what i’d be doing right now if i had never made a tumblr

hahahha ok

hahahha ok

Vicky Garcia Reblogged Mexican Devil Speech 666

this is my tale.

youshouldntwearthatfedora:

i have tried very hard to find pictures of my ex with his fedora, but to no avail. but i do have this:

omg

i received this with the following text message: “This fine gentleman said ‘the cake is a lie’ in a public setting. Notice the Kingdom Hearts shoulder bag.” but as you can see, there is way more awkward basement dweller behavior going on (they are playing magic cards. in college. they bring all of their stuff to college every day). i hope you enjoy.

if some ho tricked me into fatherhood i’d be pretty worked up
ice t about this girl on svu… wheres coco in all this shes the one im concerned with
heyyykj:

Fooood.

oh fuck me with one of those breadsticks

heyyykj:

Fooood.

oh fuck me with one of those breadsticks

bobby flay on law and order svu as a “hot” chef guy ……. i hate him so much

shaving23spiders:

boozledorf:

yufeelme:

don’t trust anyone with a strong negative opinion on rap music

I sense a contradiction in terms.

“Music” implies change in some sort of pitch.  ”Rap” implies a lack thereof.  Therefore, “Rap music” is an oxymoron.  If you remove the “oxy”, you get the kind of people that like rap music.

Hey dude you dropped your fedora 

first of all yes if they hate rap they’re probably a bad person. second YES YES YES THE COMMENT

son of a bitch used his technology to vaporize her
elliot stabler of SVU talking about a bitch who got killed but idk it just made me thing the rapist is like an alien
zasuland:

Style Singapore inspired by Lana del Rey.

zasuland:

Style Singapore inspired by Lana del Rey.